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The company joke...
A bright young man gets a new job, he is so excited and enthusiastic his first morning he is up at six o’clock and ready by seven looking like a brand new sixpence, even though he need not be at work till 9.30. On his way to work he has to walk past a pet shop, iIn the pet shop window is a highbred parrot. When the man walks past the parrot shouts ‘You ugly moose’. Although taken back the young man continues on his way to work taking no notice.